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My dog is not the smartest dog alive.
He seems to think that two and two is five.
He's sure thinks Japan's the capital of France.
He says that submarines know how to dance.

My dog scares little people
He argues only at elephants
He tells me that he's twenty nine feet tall,
then adds that ants are good at basketball.
he likes to play the guitar
It seems to me my dog is pretty.
He talks a lot, but doesn't make much sense.
he barks at cars and

chase lots of people on the bikes.

funny poem

Today I walked into my big brother's room, and that's when I saw it: The Armpit of Doom. I wasn't expecting The Armpit at all. I shrieked and fell backward and grabbed for the wall. The Armpit was smelly. The Armpit was hairy. The Armpit was truly disgusting and scary. I wanted to vomit. I wanted to cry. I wanted to flee from its all-seeing eye. My skin started crawling with goosebumps and chills. My brain began screaming to head for the hills. I tried to escape but I knew I could not. In horror, I found I was glued to the spot. "Will somebody help me!?" I started to shout, till fumes overcame me and made me pass out.

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HI my name is Elijah

and like to eat KFC.

I enjoy playing rugby and I like playing games on the XBOX.

I also like to play games on the computer

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